Totentanz feels incredibly unwelcoming and dirty, but it also feels like the place I got the most enjoyment. I remained crouched as he urinated on me for the following 2 minutes.

I had a look at how dirty it was but could hear a trickling sound, turned around and there was a bloke, about a foot away from the toilet urinating directly on me and the floor. I turned around and started looking at the dirty flooring, crouching my way across the wall in disgust until I stopped by a toilet. Related: Best Open-World RPGs Of All Time, Ranked And then there was a massive bathroom which I didn't check out properly when I entered because of the large window that caught me by surprise, overlooking Night City. The sense of danger only seemed to increase my enjoyment. The bar had a sarky bartender, and there was a constant fear of pissing one of the armed people off who were also dancing.īut I was having a great time, and there were areas to go and chill upstairs above the dance floor. The music is heavy and incredibly my jam, and the dance floor was immensely popular and felt a lot more alive than Riot. Turns out you just go to the top floor via elevator, and you're greeted by a mass of orange and red flashing lights, perhaps some of the best out of all the bars I'd visited. It's Night City, after all, it's not a 'pretty' place.

Be prepared for mentions of wine snobbery, an accidental golden shower, and more. So if you're wondering which of the bars were the best in Cyberpunk 2077 based on my personal opinions of them, then get reading. So while there are hidden bars, such as one I found at the Jig-Jig Market with a load of Joytoys, or the one with an exhausted bloke who sells you dark chocolate, those aren’t included. The list of bars below are ones that were highlighted on the map of Night City. Related: Cyberpunk 2077 Has a Well-Hidden Homeless Camp in Night City But there’s a range of bars that are marked on the map, so I decided to venture off and get a drink at each one, soaking the atmosphere of Cyberpunk 2077 in and ranking these bars from worst to best. It’s a place where you can grab a bite to eat, grab some new clothes, get laid, and more. You can check out the best drag shows or cabaret performances, but these queer spaces all offer something unique, from cozy vibes and cheap drinks to high-energy dancing and brunch parties - sometimes in the same place on different days! Maybe your interests skew more trendy and urbane, or perhaps you're more of the down-and-dirty hook-up spots, the 'what happens on the weekends, stays on the weekends' type - we're not here to judge! There are plenty of LGBTQ+ things to do in New York, but if it’s a bar you’re looking for, we’ve got you covered.Night City of Cyberpunk 2077 is a busy metropolis with many places tucked away from main roads, elegant marketplaces with dildos, crowded plazas with trash, and urban hideaways that seep with sex.

The West Village is a classic destination for queer nightlife, but you’ll find something exciting and welcoming in pretty much any part of the city. The best queer bars in NYC range from dive bars to dance clubs, with historic spots like the Stonewall Inn anchoring them all. New York has played a major role in LGBTQ+ history and it’s no wonder there are a slew of bars that have been beacons for the community (and prime party spots) for decades.

Naked bartender helping me unwind